-sneaks in the side door- (sempai, could I ask you a favor? I am trying to promote tagging gifs w/ epilepsy warnings and you have WAY more followers than I do, so if you could just mention it I would be very thankful.)
im bad at information posts but yo this is important!! u may have noticed that i tag all of my gif posts with a separate gif tag and that’s bc flashing images can sometimes trigger ppl with epilepsy or ppl who are light-sensitive etc and that’s actually really awful!!!!!!!
also don’t tag ur stuff with “tw: epilepsy” or “cw: epilepsy” bc tumblr savior only scans the first word of your tags so it won’t catch that in time u feel me don’t put ur wishes for a shiny tagging system before the needs of ppl who…… actually need you to tag your shit properly……………..
when is the universe going to take pity on me and grant me the erwinsmith or erwinsmiths url
립스틱 짙게 바르고 (Feat. ZICO Of Block B) (Red Lipstick) - 효린 (씨스타)
Hi! How are you? I hope I'm not being a bother, but what are some of your favorite k-pop bands?
- um are there groups that matter aside from shinhwa lmao
- (bts, big bang, dbsk, sistar, f(x), 2ne1, bap, global icon, block b i guess i’m not sUpER into kpop these are just the groups i listen to…….)
So after joking repeatedly about how Erwin can touch Levi’s bellybutton
*cough* from the inside… *cough* I did some calculations.
View the image at full size to see the blue guidelines.
This is math based on averages: I took the average height of the American (white) male and ratio’ed it to the average penis length of the American (white) male. It was 177.8cm body height to 14.2cm of penis. Which makes the penis length about 7.99% of the body height in centimeters.
I decided to make the endowment a little more generous and based it off 7 inches for the average male height of 5’10” which is 17.78cm = 7 inches to 177.8cm = 5’10”
This means a more generous endowment (and not ridiculous) is 10% of the body height in centimeters.
That means Erwin, at 188cm, maybe has a 18.8cm penis = 7.4 inches ERECT -which is very realistic, actually (maybe even a little small for someone his size).
Ignoring the length and going just by percentage, I made guidelines at 10% of Erwin’s height at his crotch running across the page. This is to-scale from the original SnK character data.
If you look at the guideline… well, use your imagination.
The TL;DR version: if Erwin, standing at 6’2”, has a 7.4” penis, that is 10% of his height. Follow the blue guideline marking 10% of his height at his crotch and see where it falls on Levi’s body. I’m pretty confident Erwin can touch Levi’s bellybutton from the inside.
This is what happens when I get really bored: I put math to the most
practical ridiculous of uses.
sometimes man just sometimes i feel the yuri so strong in my blood like just wow ladies wow girls wow much thirst wow just push me down and fingerbang me into oblivion
its ok rei everyone still loves u (i love u)